Get them on the plane (except you, Stevie)

15 May 2012

At 1pm tomorrow (that’ll be Wednesday May 16 for those of you reading from The Future), Roy Hodgson will announce his preliminary 23-man England squad for Euro 2012. This is preliminary in the sense that he’s hoping that Ashley Cole doesn’t get injured in the Champions League final before confirming it, or just in case whichever big lump he brings up front scores an own goal with an overhead kick from his own half in training between now and next week.

Hodgson has indicated today that he’ll give some of the Three Lions’ ‘experienced’ players a chance to “show that they are as good a player as we believe they were in the previous tournaments, when maybe the team has not gone quite as far as we hoped they would go”. Oh, goodie. At least, however, he’s now got Gary Neville whispering into his ear.

I wrote for Goal.com after the appointment yesterday why I think that that’s a great move, with part of it being Neville’s on-record desire to blood youth in bulk this summer. Roy’s quotes today may not be entirely reflective of a total agreement with that (Shock! Horror! England manager does not have squad dictated to him by inexperienced staffer) and perhaps indicate more of a future plan with the ‘stars’ bowing out after Poland and Ukraine. Which may be as good a compromise as we can hope for.

At any rate, though, it looks like we’re going to see exactly the sort of England squad that will be of little benefit, with the big names, whose experience is only that of repeated international failure and therefore not really the sacred commodity that those who fall back on it would have you believe, wheeled out for one last dreary dirge of a quarter-final exit.

Bringing through new ideas and inducting the internationally-inexperienced is going to be the main benefit available to England at Euro 2012. There’s flat-out no chance of them winning – there is, based on what we’ve seen, no possible combination of 23 players who will be good enough to lift the trophy. Which is fine. Getting excited about genuine chances to win tournaments down the line loses its lustre if you blindly assume that there’s an opportunity to win every one just because it’s England.

So if triumph is out of the question, why repeat the same efforts with the same squad? After all, Einstein’s definition of madness is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result – and Einstein was an incredible football manager.

Instead, Hodgson should be looking to bring in the readiest young stars and give them a taste of the tournament madhouse, working with the right experienced heads who they can best learn from to put them in good stead for when they become the key parts of the World Cup 2014 side.

So here’s the 23 I’d pick. I suspect it will differ significantly from tomorrow’s announcement.

GOALKEEPERS

Joe Hart (Manchester City), John Ruddy (Norwich City), Robert Green (West Ham United)

Hart: Obviously first choice. Source: Emma Norén

Hardly a taxing decision, this. Joe Hart is England’s best goalkeeper by a considerable distance and will be a cornerstone of the side for many years to come. He’ll start, and then Hodgson will pray that nothing happens to him.

The backup options are not massively inspiring. John Ruddy is probably the second name to go down off the back of an excellent season for Norwich, although he has been more of a decent keeper performing at a high personal level rather than a quality stopper with a normal year. There are still the occasional errors and positional concerns about Ruddy but for the most part he has been consistent and earned the opportunity to come along.

This is in contrast to the other available options, which are very much compromises. Robert Green has done fine this year and will probably go despite playing at Championship level. Would you have full confidence in him? No, but better than Scott Carson (greener and playing at arguably similar or lower level for Bursaspor) and Paul Robinson (I mean, come on). Ben Foster’s confirmed that he won’t come out of retirement despite his West Brom manager getting the top job.

Some have called for Jack Butland to come along as the third keeper. That’s 18-year-old Jack Butland, of Birmingham, who has spent the season on loan at Cheltenham Town. Sorry, but no. He might end up brilliant, but it would be pointless for playing time, damaging to his young ego, and frankly insulting to whoever gets ignored in favour of him.

DEFENDERS

Kyle Walker (Tottenham), Micah Richards (Manchester City), Rio Ferdinand (Manchester United), Joleon Lescott (Man City), Gary Cahill (Chelsea), Phil Jones (Man Utd), Ashley Cole (Chelsea), Leighton Baines (Everton)

Walker gets the nod at right-back. Source: Alison Pasciuto, Flickr

Right-back is delightfully simple. Kyle Walker has had a thoroughly pleasing breakthrough season, doing well enough at both ends of the pitch, and should probably start. I would have plumped for Micah Richards if you’d asked me a couple of months ago but the City man has fallen somewhat out of favour with Roberto Mancini due to his performances slightly tailing off. He remains, though, a very useful full-back and can be the train to Walker’s jet-ski, offering a different physical option in the position. Glen Johnson is one of the men symptomatic of the Premier League’s hype machine, overrated from one promising season at Portsmouth and continually given more credit than is due at club and international level ever since. I would not bring him.

Left-back is even easier as both Ashley Cole and Leighton Baines have had excellent campaigns once again, and there is absolutely nobody else who comes close to challenging them. Kieran Gibbs needs to stay fit and prove himself over a whole season but should get his chance as second choice in 2012-13 if Cole retires from England duty after Euro 2012.

Centre-back is where things get slightly trickier. First things first, John Terry shouldn’t go. Period. I would go further and quibble with his on-pitch merits, but Iain Macintosh explains perfectly why off-field reasons mean that the Chelsea captain should be kept well away from the England squad and it seems fairly clear that the cons outweigh the pros here. God forbid, of course, if he was included then, against all the odds, they actually did somehow win, and then the court case went sour … I’m not looking to call Terry innocent or guilty, but this is just a snippet of the sort of thing that would dog the entire team all summer if he were picked. And that circus would far from help acclimatise the young players to a normal, professional tournament process.

Anyway. People who’ll actually go. Rio Ferdinand may be struggling with his back a little but is still more than solid and can offer more valuable experience in terms of actually knowing where to stand on the pitch and such basics which often elude England centre-backs. Joleon Lescott, that howler against QPR on Sunday aside, has had an exceptional year, maturing superbly under the influence of Vincent Kompany, and may even be the first-choice central defender now.

Behind them, Gary Cahill would be my first choice for cover. He’s more similar to Ferdinand than any other available centre-back in that he can actually pass the ball if he feels like it. His fitness is the only thing that needs keeping an eye out for, with Phil Jagielka waiting in case he doesn’t make it.

I’d round it off with Phil Jones. Though clearly with some maturing to do, Jones is going to be a big part of England for the foreseeable future and can offer enough now to be useful, so bring him for the experience, and he can cover in defensive midfield too if needs be.

MIDFIELDERS

Scott Parker (Tottenham, captain), Michael Carrick (Man Utd), Paul Scholes (Man Utd), Frank Lampard (Chelsea), Leon Osman (Everton), Ashley Young (Man Utd), Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain (Arsenal)

Carrick: England’s best midfielder. Source: Gordon Flood, Flickr

Perhaps the area where I have left my side lightest is in central midfield, especially as I would start games with three in that position. Scott Parker is not quite the first name on the teamsheet but he is perhaps the only tackling midfielder of sufficient quality with a reasonable shout of the squad and will start if fit, and remains a steady holder of the captain’s armband. No reason to quibble here.

He should be playing alongside Michael Carrick, England’s finest in his position this season. He is the closest thing that the country has to Sergio Busquets, the sort of player criminally underrated by a baying public but his sensible passing is of huge value to an international side. An undisputed starter for me, and, if he can do so alongside club team-mate Paul Scholes, so much the better. You might call my hope for the veteran’s inclusion a direct contradiction to my desire to promote youth, but I don’t think it would be. As well as offering sheer passing class, Scholes has the kind of experience that you want in a tournament squad. Having retired in 2004, he missed the worst of this generation’s overhyping, and his cool-headed professionalism is exactly what young stars should be learning from. Whether he can be persuaded out of international retirement for one last summer is of course unknown, but if anyone can, it’s Gary Neville.

England don’t have as much quality as their perceived rivals so occupying space in midfield to maximise their chances will be important, making a central three a good idea. To mix the defensive battle of Parker, Carrick’s deep mechanical distribution and Scholes’ nous and ability to get forward looks the best combination available.

Covering for them should be Frank Lampard. The Chelsea man has declined, no question, but his form since Roberto Di Matteo’s elevation has been much improved from a slightly more stationary deep position and he has put up enough of a fight for his place in the 23. I’d take him over alternatives like James Milner (who’s more of a wide man anyway) and Leon Britton (a brilliant year but Joe Allen is the real quality in the Swansea midfield).

You’ll notice that Steven Gerrard isn’t in the list. No, I’m not calling him a forward either. He’s not on the plane. The hailing of the Liverpool midfielder as the man to single-handedly change a game would not be of much benefit and the truth is that he has declined more steeply than Lampard. In trying to do everything at Anfield, Gerrard has started to do mostly nothing. His positional play has become terrible through years of such one-man-army behaviour and his form and fitness just aren’t all that these days. Gerrard has had his moments but England have bent over backwards to accommodate him for too long and they would do well to break away from that.

He has recently acted more as a forward for England these days than a midfielder, and would in my squad too, but this section looks a little thin if I don’t mention Ashley Young in it. His diving habit is exceedingly irritating, yes, but he has proved his worth as a wide man who tucks in to combine with Rooney before now and should continue that role in Poland and Ukraine.

Providing a substitute option in that area as well as central midfield or anywhere across the front in a pinch should be Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain. He has only played a small amount of matches for Arsenal, it’s true, but you needed only to see his superb showing against AC Milan (the leg they won, obviously) to know that he already has what it takes. He wouldn’t start, but his drive and hunger to beat men and get forward, as well as remaining remarkably composed for one so young, make him a legitimately useful option.

Rounding off the midfield is my wild-card pick, Leon Osman of Everton. This was the slot I originally reserved for Milner but, as well as not getting picked for Man City of late, Milner is one of those ‘utility’ players who gets brought because he can fill in anywhere across the midfield, but without being particularly great at any of those positions. Rather than pick a specialism-free effort machine, I’d opt for Osman, who has had his best season yet for the Toffees with nowhere near the recognition merited. He won’t be around internationally for long, but he will work hard as well as possessing valuable crossing and passing ability from a more advanced midfield role.

Missing out here: Aaron Lennon – had a good year, and might be of use to a certain tall striker, but not enough of a goal threat in his own right to be on the right of a 4-3-3.  Gareth Barry – just not all that good, nowhere near as sharp defensively as Parker and not as sensible a passer as Carrick, Scholes or Lampard. Adam Johnson – going to waste at City. Andrew Surman – wouldn’t fit the system. Nathan Dyer – impressing but you couldn’t pick him ahead of Lennon.

FORWARDS

Wayne Rooney (Man Utd), Danny Welbeck (Man Utd), Theo Walcott (Arsenal), Grant Holt (Norwich), Daniel Sturridge (Chelsea)

Get him on the plane, dammit! Source: Jon Candy, Flickr

With few credible options, this part of the squad mostly picks itself. Rooney, despite the two-match suspension, is obvious. If he were Spanish or German, you might be tempted to drop him, but there’s just nobody else near his level or even really in his mould. He should be joined by Danny Welbeck, with whom he has been combining increasingly successfully at Old Trafford over the past months.

Theo Walcott gets the nod on the right of the front three. A striker at heart even if that end goal has been distorted a little too much by Arsenal, he offers more as an all-round forward than Lennon would in his position and has performed more or less acceptably for England over the past couple of years. In current state, Walcott wouldn’t get anywhere near a top international side, but you work with what you have.

Options up front are important. Even Spain have a tall aerial threat to bring on in Fernando Llorente, so of course England should have a physical handful available up front, but Grant Holt is more than just the quintessential big man. His 17  goals in 2011-12 have not just been a case of elbowing defenders out of the way to head home, though there is no question that that is something at which he is most accomplished. Holt is a genuinely great finisher who also happens to be a battering ram. His teamwork is admirable with plenty of running and holding-up to bring people int o play.

The other choices for his role? Andy Carroll? Potential, yes, but two or three great games at the end of an otherwise-monumentally-pants season does not a call-up signal. Carroll may eventually be ready for the international call but doing so after such a tiny burst of form would only be a damaging overreaction. If he went, played, and made one mistake, fans and media would immediately get on his back. Stability will be the key to him getting back on form long-term, and an England place now won’t bring it.

The fifth forward slot (as really is essential for major tournaments) is very hard to choose. Few merit it. Darren Bent won’t realistically be fit enough or he would get it. Bobby Zamora? Not as well as Holt. Peter Crouch? A remnant of the overhyped 2006 team who scored one incredible goal this season but has otherwise been pretty average. No defender is going to fear Crouch.

Jermain Defoe? Not playing enough at Tottenham, doesn’t really suit a 4-3-3 as an out-and-out poacher, and offers less all-round than Welbeck. Danny Graham? Maybe in 2014 if he keeps it up, but at present is behind Welbeck and Defoe. I would go for Daniel Sturridge, not because his form thrills me in any way, but because he will surely be around in the years to come so the experience should help. The Chelsea man also offers the option of a left-footed forward, a very useful variety, as well as an alternative approach on the right flank, where, unlike Walcott or Young, he can cut inside on his preferred foot to shoot.

Anyway, that’s quite enough of my rambling. I’ll leave you with my team to face France.

England (4-3-3): Hart; Walker, Ferdinand, Lescott, Cole; Carrick, Parker (c), Scholes; Welbeck, Holt, Young


Premier League preview 2010/11 part 1

13 August 2010

With the international friendlies out of the way (probably not to be discussed again until the first qualifying matches take place) it’s now time to turn our attentions toward club football once again, so here is the Official CDB Pod English Premier League Preview 2010/11, part one. Part two coming tomorrow.

ARSENAL

Arsenal are a tough team to judge this season. At the end of the last campaign it was pretty obvious that Arsene Wenger needed to invest in at least one good centre-half, holding midfielder, centre-forward and goalkeeper – compare to what he’s actually done so far and you can only say for sure that one of those objectives has been achieved, namely Bordeaux striker Marouane Chamakh on a free. Chamakh is an excellent acquisition, especially for nothing, the type of strong forward player who should add a dimension to Arsenal’s attack that has been missing for several years. However the other problems still remain. Manuel Almunia is not a sufficiently good keeper for a club of Arsenal’s aspirations, and Wenger’s refusal to scrape together the surely-not-too-large amounts of cash to prize 37-year-old Mark Schwarzer away from Fulham is a little bizarre. Laurent Koscielny may have arrived from Lorient but both William Gallas and Mikael Silvestre have left at the end of their contracts, so further strength at centre-back is clearly needed. That said, the likes of Alex Song, Carlos Vela, and Samir Nasri look to be finally delivering on their promise and that may be enough to build on the good starts that Arsenal haven’t quite kept going for long enough in past seasons. Verdict:2nd

ASTON VILLA

The period of Aston Villa knocking on the door of the top five looks to be over. Owner Randy Lerner is clearly balking at the fact that the considerable amounts of money he’s already put into the club aren’t nearly enough to actually break into the Champions League reckoning, and inspirational manager Martin O’Neill finally lost his patience with Villa’s slide towards feeder-club status and resigned just a couple of days ago. Reports suggest O’Neill’s attitude towards the wage bill may have been a little cavalier, but it’s entirely understandable how frustrating it must be to do so well for consecutive seasons and, at the end of each, have your best player sold in an embarrassingly public drawn-out transfer saga, as happened to Gareth Barry and is currently happening to James Milner. With his as-yet unknown successor surely tasked with reducing the wage bill, I wouldn’t expect to see much in the way of reinforcement at Villa Park before the end of the transfer window, and coupled with question marks over the motivations of Ashley Young and possibly other players, it looks like they’ll be getting left behind by the teams surrounding them. Brad Friedel and Stephen Warnock remain key figures. Verdict: 10th

BIRMINGHAM CITY

There’s no doubt the Blues punched above their weight last time around and are unlikely to finish quite so strongly again, especially with Joe Hart having returned to Man City, but Alex McLeish’s men should have enough to avoid being caught in a relegation battle. Ben Foster is a clever piece of business to replace Hart, a man hungry to prove himself after stagnating slightly on the Man United bench and establish himself as Hart’s understudy for England. In Scott Dann and Roger Johnson they boast a sterling central defensive pairing, too. The problems come in squad depth further up the field – on a good day new beanpole striker Nikola Zigic is very good, but on a bad day he can be prize pants, and backups like Kevin Phillips, Cameron Jerome and Marcus Bent hardly inspire confidence. Lee Bowyer will struggle to have as good a season as last in the midfield and much may rely on the creative influence of James McFadden to get things done in front of goal. Verdict: 14th

BLACKBURN ROVERS

Well, nobody wanted it to happen, but it looks like Sam Allardyce is successfully reproducing his old Bolton side at Ewood Park, warts and all. Blackburn are perfecting the art of defending stoutly for eighty minutes, then shoving centre-back Chris Samba up front and lumping the ball up to him for somebody else to bundle it in when it bounces off the Congolese colossus. They’ll be perfectly fine again this season – Paul Robinson has remembered he’s half-decent, Samba and Ryan Nelsen have both experience and expertise at the back, and will be supplemented by emerging 18-year-old Phil Jones. In midfield, young Steven N’Zonzi is attracting the attentions of Arsenal and for good reason. Goals are the problem and they are looking like relying heavily on Nikola Kalinic, who has talent but is still settling into English football, and Morten Gamst Pedersen’s free-kicks. Will stay well clear of trouble but won’t bother the Europe-chasing pack. Verdict: 11th

BLACKPOOL

Blackpool are going down as quickly as Ian Holloway can coin a metaphor. They look to have taken the ultimately quite sensible business decision on not frittering all their promotion money away on frantically trying to boost a squad several levels below Premier League ability and instead simply taking the Sky money and parachute payments for relegation to solidify their status as a Championship team. It may not be exciting as a neutral to see Blackpool with good odds of beating Derby’s wooden spoon record, but the achievement of even reaching the playoffs with this squad was miraculous enough. Their only player who you would say is of sufficient quality is playmaker Charlie Adam, who scored sixteen from midfield last season and was the main driving force behind their late push to Wembley glory, and I think it’s highly likely he will be snapped up on the cheap by a relegation rival in January when Blackpool’s fate should already be all but sealed. It’s a shame, because I love Holloway and I think it’s great to see Blackpool in the top tier, but their fans should look to the possibility of Premier League survival in three or four years’ time instead. Verdict: 20th

BOLTON WANDERERS

Owen Coyle is starting to have some success getting his Bolton side to play his desired attractive football, and Bolton should be comfortably clear of relegation questions. They boast a better-than-solid spine in Jussi Jaaskelainen (consistently one of the league’s best keepers for the past ten years), Gary Cahill, Fabrice Muamba and official dirtiest-ever Premier League player, captain Kevin Davies, and in Lee Chung-Yong and snazzy free transfer Martin Petrov there will be plenty of creativity in midfield. Weaknesses, though, will be scoring goals and top-class opposition wingers – up front, Davies, Ivan Klasnic and Johan Elmander are all the goal-shy kind and Gretar Steinsson and Jlloyd Samuel are far from inspiring full-backs. Verdict: 13th

CHELSEA

Chelsea mount the defence of their title in reasonably good shape and look favourites to win again this year, but they do look slightly weaker than they did twelve months ago. For one thing, all their key players – Lampard, Drogba, Cech, Terry, Ashley Cole – are all another year older and one has to wonder when the decline will become evident. For another thing, Ricardo Carvalho’s departure to Real Madrid does not look like it is going to be offset by the signing of a centre-back of equivalent quality. Reports are that at least one of Brazilians Neymar and Ramires are to arrive for in the region of £25 million each, possibly both, and given the slight scaling back in recent years of Roman Abramovich’s spending, that seems unlikely to be followed by a further big signing. That could be crucial, as while Alex stepped up last season to become a more consistent performer, Carvalho was a big part of John Terry’s success for the club, who made the captain look much better than he really is. This could, and probably should, turn out to be the season in which Terry gets dropped from the first team. Other news is good news, though, and Michael Essien’s return will be a big boost to manager Carlo Ancelotti (although at this rate you have to ask when he’ll be injured next). So, too, will the exchange deal bringing Yossi Benayoun to Stamford Bridge in Joe Cole’s place. Benayoun should fit in well as an impact substitute, part of the deepest squad in the league. Between them, Drogba, Anelka and Lampard should score the goals required to fire Chelsea back to the top. Verdict: 1st

EVERTON

David Moyes has done well to tie down key man Mikel Arteta to a new contract, with Steven Pienaar expected to follow suit in the best piece of transfer business to come out of Goodison Park this summer. Everton’s midfield is right up there with the best in the league, with Arteta and Pienaar supported by Marouane Fellaini, Jack Rodwell, Tim Cahill, Diniyar Bilyaletdinov and Leon Osman. Tim Howard is reliably excellent in goal and if Louis Saha can stay fit he should be able to blend well with pacy new second striker Magaye Gueye. Jermaine Beckford is probably a gamble unlikely to pay off at this level, though. Verdict: 6th

FULHAM

It’s important that Mark Hughes fends off Arsenal’s approaches for evergreen Mark Schwarzer, because without him Fulham would be at risk of being given a slight reality check after the dizzy heights of last season’s Europa League adventure. The motivational powers of Roy Hodgson cannot be underestimated and I don’t really see Hughes as having similar managerial talent – he’s yet to really prove much of anything at club level. Fulham will be solid in defence (new signing Philippe Senderos notwithstanding) and full of effort in attack and will need Bobby Zamora to repeat his exceptional form of last season. If Hughes has time to spend the money that Mohammed Al Fayed says is available to him, then a forward or winger with pace should be on the agenda to freshen up the front line of journeymen. Progress from last year’s finish would be a good achievement. Verdict: 12th

LIVERPOOL

I’ve talked already about Liverpool and not much has changed since then. It’s surprising that Javier Mascherano hasn’t moved on yet but the offer from Inter hasn’t materialised and Barcelona aren’t as interested in the deal as Mascherano himself is. He is surely on his way out, though, now that Christian Poulsen has signed from Juventus. Poulsen’s a decent player but not in the same league as Mascherano – clearly a replacement signing for a player whose transfer fee is not expected to be reinvested in the market. With the takeover saga advancing at the pace of continental drift, it looks set to be another disappointing season at Anfield. Verdict: 7th